Monday, November 16, 2009

Too Dumb to Refute


Little known fact: not only is Obama a secret Kenyan, he's also an agent of Japanese Emperor. Sure, the Emperor has no real power now, but as we all know, Kenya has long been a major source of support for the erstwhile Japanese Emperor. Surely, it isn't too much of a stretch to think that the Kenyans--on behalf of the Japanese--sneaked birth announcements into Hawaiian newspapers so it would seem that Obama--who was chosen by a secret ACORN lottery--was eligible to be president.


Here is the easily-deducible meaning of this bow. As Japan-expert Karl Rove said, bowing is an act of weakness. Here, Obama bowed in order to let the Emperor know that he was ready to give Hawaii and California to the Japanese.


Or something.