Thursday, October 30, 2008

Safer Sex



Tonight is Safer Sex Night, Oberlin's own school sponsored orgy informational and educational event celebrating safe sex. You might call it Safer Sex Week, as the week is marked by SIC (Sexual Information Center or something) sponsored workshops like "how to please an anus." The week is also marked by somewhat frightening posters appearing around campus marked with statistics about unsafe sex.


It pisses off all the right people, namely the Christianist Right, which you gotta love, and, though I haven't been myself since Freshman year and don't particularly care for the event, I like the fact that (1) we piss of Christianists and (2) we get a school sponsored party celebrating sex.


That said, I'm trying to sleep, and it's a Thursday night, so, loud, drunk freshmen in skimpy clothing--yeah, you--shut the fuck up.


WUV!!!!111,
Ich Bin Ein Oberliner